· Guy is a professor who loves to teach and research
· A student of his has a brother that works for Newsweek and wanted some campus drama to write about
· Feminist students turned in “paint-by-numbers papers”
· Dean says: “I know what you thought about those papers. The whole country knows.”
· The professor says the Left is the oppressor and that moral courage is wearing a “Stop Abortion” pin to a university interview
· Professor says “When people start hunting for dirt, they’re bound to find it.”
· Dean says he also has been reusing lectures for a decade and leaving “sketchy comments” on papers
· Dean also says minority students complained he was “insensitive to their point of view”
o Professor Stephen says he treats everyone the same
§ “Since when does saying that something should be done without regard to race make you a racist?”
· Professor Stephen reminds her that he has tenure
o The dean says they will offer him the same pension and terms but Stephen just wants the job
· Dean says faculty needs to be reduced by 10% so they are having the old people do early retirement
· Professor Stephen feels like he is dying via heart attack (did he?)